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Attention: If you're here to waste our time with your mediocre marketing pitches, kindly fuck off.
We're the masters of our craft, and we don't need your "help."
But, if you’re ready to create videos so viral you’re gonna need a penicillin IV drip, contact us for a free video call.
That's like asking how much a unicorn costs-it depends on how magical you want it to be.What we mean is price is dependent on production value, the more magical, the more zeros you'll see on that price tag (but don't worry, we'll make sure it's worth every penny).
It depends on how much caffeine we have in our system. But generally, we can turn around avideo faster than you can say "I should have hired these guys sooner." We're talking weeks, not months (unless you want us to film an epic trilogy, in which case, we might need a bit more time)
That's like going to a buffet and not knowing what to eat. But don't worry, our team of video strategists will help you navigate the menu of options and pick the perfect type of video for your brand (even if it means we have to do a little hand-holding)
The real question is, where CAN'T you publish it? But to answer your question-YouTube,Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, your website, your mom's Facebook page... the possibilities are endless. We'll even help you come up with a distribution strategy that'll make your video go viral faster than a cat playing the piano
We mean this in the nicest way possible, but that's like buying a Ferrari and then trying to tune it up yourself. If you insist, we get it. we can totally just film it and hand over the footage, but it needs to be stipulated in the contract agreement in advance including any additional fees associated with it.
We believe in a little something called the "Goldilocks Principle"-not too few revisions, not too many, but just the right amount. That's why we offer two rounds of revisions: the Rough Cut (where we trim the fat and shape your video into a lean, mean, storytelling machine) and the Final Cut (where we add the polish and make it shine brighter than a diamond in a goose's ass).If you need more revisions after that, no worries! We'll just switch to an hourly rate (because time is money, and we've got bills to pay).
We're video experts, not tax experts. But from what we've heard, yes, video marketing costs can be tax deductible (as long as you're not trying to write off your cat's YouTube channel as a business expense). But to be safe, consult with your accountant (or your dad's friend who totally knows a guy who's an expert in this stuff).